I have some exciting news – I’ve been shortlisted for the Prince Edward Island Literary Awards!
I’ve never submitted anything to any type of writing competition before, so it’s pretty cool to be shortlisted on my first try. And a provincial one at that. So even if I don’t win, I’m still totally stoked about this whole thing (ie you’ll find me crying in my bourbon later that evening but I’ll totally hold it together for the Gala).
The Awards Gala is in May, and my first thought when I read ‘Gala’ was; Is it cool if I show up in jeggings or do I have to get fancy?
I have messed up priorities (which are obviously any kind of pant without a zipper, pizza, and Netflix – sometimes I think I need to re-evaluate my life choices).
I know, I can’t believe they picked me either, but here’s the proof.
In other news, here’s a great example of why I love my friends:
Because they take my weirdness and off-the-wall references totally in stride.
PS – I don’t even drink bourbon, it just seems like a “crying into” kinda drink.
PPS – For the record, a Charlie Sheen hookup indicates a matter of hours and a Taylor Swift relationship is calculated in weeks. If someone responses with “think Dracula”, that means ‘pretty much forever’.
PPPS – Please don’t sue me Charlie Sheen/Taylor Swift! I have no money. It’s not worth it.