So I wanted to share this with you guys before it’s actually winter. It’s my fall article for G! Magazine – the 10-Reasons-Why-Fall-Is-The-Best-Ever-And-I-Totally-Don’t-Miss-Summer-At-All List (because maybe you miss summer already like me and need a list to help you with the transition). Enjoy!
Link: The Pumpkin-Spice Season
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS.
I always joke about how they pumpkin-spice EVERYTHING and I love that madness but I did not realize just how prevalent this was. I googled pumpkin-spice for an image for this post and while I should have seen another one of my Google adventures coming, somehow I did not. Here’s what I discovered:
PUMPKIN. SPICE. ALL. THE. THINGS.
Yes, we’ve finally accomplished it. We win at fall. Everyone can go home now.
Of course I had to share some of the weirder ones, we all know about pumpkin spice Oreos but I’ll bet you didn’t know about some of these (I sure didn’t):
Let’s start off nice and easy. I actually just want some pumpkin spice vodka now. I also saw a pumpkin-spice wine that I’m quite interested in. Someone send me some?
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Pumpkin spice greek yogurt. This could be good. I’d try it.
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Pumpkin spice marshmallows. It makes sense, but I still didn’t know it was a thing.
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Pumpkin spice soap. I’d TOTALLY use this.
I thought I would start you off easy on this list. Fair warning – it’s going to get weird soon.
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Pumpkin spice listerine strips. No joke.
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I drank Four Lokos in New York, so this made the list.
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Pumpkin spice… hummous?
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I feel like Peeps probably need more than just Easter, so I’m gonna let this one slide.
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Pumpkin spice pasta sauce. I don’t know why, but I can tell you it is.
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Pumpkin spice beef jerky. Because why not?
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Pumpkin spice pet chews. So your pet can get in on the pumpkin spice action too, I guess?
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Pumpkin spice cat and dog shampoo. Seriously, my cat DOES NOT CARE about the pumpkin spice season. I just asked him.
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Pumpkin spice soy milk. It’s completely weird, but I’d buy it. I’d put it in my coffee. Regular milk jumped on the bandwagon too.
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Pumpkin spice toothpaste. This is really starting to get ridiculous.
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I can’t believe it’s not pumpkin spice! Oh wait, it is.
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Pumpkin-spice chicken sausage. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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I’m pretty sure this is a photoshop thing, but I didn’t research it too hard at all because I didn’t want to ruin it. So I’m considering it a real thing until proven wrong, because they do have scented tampons, which frankly, is just as ridiculous.
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And the winner for most ridiculous? This. It’s not real, but it wins anyway. Also, I kind of think it will be real by next pumpkin season.
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And I couldn’t not share this photo with you.
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I’m going to bed now because I finally can’t even.
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