I’m really good at drinking wine. In fact, I’m probably drinking wine right now. Occasionally, I write stuff too.
I’m an award-winning writer (I know, it’s weird to me too), columnist, storyteller, and podcaster – in addition to holding down a 9-5er. It’s busy. That’s where this blog comes in. It’s less formal space where I can just be goofy and try to make you laugh.
This blog is updated weekly, but I’m currently experimenting with the day of the week I update. Stay tuned! *Cue soap-opera drama music…
Canadian-born in the big T-Dot (aka Toronto, one of the major cities in Canada), but currently residing in the beautiful Prince Edward Island. For those of you that don’t know, Prince Edward Island is the smallest province in Canada – just a tiny Island on the east coast. Living in a tiny town has both it’s advantages and draw-backs.
God, that’s the worst description of me. “I was born here. I live here now. What more do you want from me?” This ‘About Me’ page is like trying to answer that ever-awkward interview question “So tell me a little bit about yourself?”. My answer to that is usually a bunch of nonsensical bullshit too.
So I’m gonna let my reviews talk for me!
DISCLAIMER: I may or may not have made up some of those reviews.
DISCLAIMER #2: Okay, I made them all up.
Anyway, the moral of the story is: subscribe to my blog. It’s good for your health. It’ll make your hair shiny. I promise.
PS – I curse on this blog. Like, a lot. If that offends you, you actually probably shouldn’t read it. Or do. Up to you really.
PPS – I read an article that says cursing is positively correlated with intelligence. I think that means I’m, like, supes smart.
PPPS – Also, my blog won’t make your hair shiny. I’m sorry. I don’t know why I said that. Don’t sue me.
PPPPS – OMG, apparently I was born in Kingston. Really, it’s surprising I make it through day-to-day life.