I’m experiencing some technical issues with my blog – that don’t at all make me want to smash my computer into a thousand tiny pieces that I crunch to dust under the heels of my feet…
…I just realized I would make a terrifying dictator.
Fuck. I’m coming back as soon as I figure this out.
Stories from the far side of normal 
Yikes! I hope this isn’t contagious because I’ve had troubles in the past and it ended with a lengthy apology to Jetpack and the promise to send them Maple Brown Sugar Cookies. Hope it gets fixed soon. :o)
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But did you send them Sugar Maple Cookies?
I need to know. I’ve never promised Sugar Maple Cookies to anyone. I should, because I’m Canadian. Seems appropriate. Sugar Maple Cookies are the new Canadian apology.
And can you send me Sugar Maple Cookies? I’d still have technical issues and rage, but at least I’d have Sugar Maple Cookies.
That I could throw at people.
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Hello fellow Canadian! :o) They wouldn’t accept the cookies because it might be miscontrued or dangerous coming from an unknown source, but I did tell them to let me know if they change their mind. And you’ll have to trust me that you won’t be willing to throw one of those cookies once you’ve tasted them. :o)
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I’m going to have to try and track them down now. I think I know which ones you’re talking about. One of them is shaped like a Maple Leaf, right?
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I was going to give you the recipe but I’ve misplaced my book. I’m stressed now. There are important recipes in there! Aaahhh! I’ll send it to your gmail account as soon as I find it. :o)
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Deal! I think we’re FB friends too – I believe that’s how I found your blog. Through The Bloggess “Let’s be friends” post?
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Yes, that’s exactly how we became friends. I’ll find you somewhere and share the recipe when I find it. :o)
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I wish you luck my friend.
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Thanks Tony! 🙂
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i wundurrr …. that if everything went schwimmingly (s)well, and nuthin’ was even slightly unsatisfactory, THAT’d be like the most scary night (or day-) mare imaginabullll
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Right? I’d be like; “Everything’s about to burn down. Run.”
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I too am having technical issues with my blog and want to smash things, if that makes you feel any better. Suppose not. But at least you are not alone. I share your rage.
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It’s always nice to share rage. We should have a rage party. Like a rave party, but more ragey. There will not be tea.
;-P
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