Inauguration Drinking Game

I know.
Another Trump post. But this one’s a drinking game. It’s okay.

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Today is a day that many have been waiting for with apprehension. I hear he wrote his speech himself. If you feel like you can’t possibly watch this without being inebriated – I’m here to help. I’ve put together a handy list of Trump’s common words and phrases. It’s Yuge (that’s how Trump says ‘huge’).
Play responsibly. You’re going to get hammered.
RULES: A sentence can only fall into one category at a time. Common phrases trump words (a pun! Did you see it?!), and repetition trumps (again! It’s terrific!) words & phrases.

Common Phrases: 1 Shot

Donald Trump has said…

  • I’m telling you/Let me tell you/I’ll tell you what…
  • Believe me…
  • Make our country/America great again…
  • Just the best…
  • Many people believe…
  • I kid you not…
  • I (or my team/cabinet) am/make the best at/with/for/all other variations…
  • Mark my words…
Every time Trump uses one of the following words you’re going to take one sip of beer/mixed drink. I’ve put together handy examples of how he’s used these words in the past, for your reference. DISCLAIMER: I didn’t use ‘best’ because I don’t want you to die.
 
Winning: 1 sip of beer/mixed drink

Donald Trump has said…

  • We don’t win anymore.
  • It will change. We will have so much winning if I get elected that you may get bored with winning.
  • Work hard, be smart and always remember, winning takes care of everything!
Loser: 1 sip of beer/mixed drink

Donald Trump has said…

  • I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th
  • (on John McCain) I supported him, he lost, he let us down. But you know, he lost, so I’ve never liked him as much after that, because I don’t like losers…He’s not a war hero…He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.
Tremendous: 1 sip of beer/mixed drink

Donald Trump has said…

  • …tremendous waste, fraud and abuse. That we’re taking care of. That we’re taking care of. It’s tremendous.
  • I have to release tremendous amounts of information.
  • I am worth a tremendous amount of money.
Terrific: 1 sip of beer/mixed drink

Donald Trump has said…

  • (on meeting with the Republican National Committee officials) … a terrific meeting.
  • (on Obamacare) Repeal and replace with something terrific.
  • (on newly-elected Muslim London mayor) If he does a good job and frankly if he does a great job, that would be a terrific thing.
Classy: 1 sip of beer/mixed drink

Donald Trump has said…

  • I built the Grand Hyatt right next to Grand Central Station – beautiful, classy job – but then the city denied my request to have the top 10 floors illuminated with my face at night. Can you believe that?
Huge/Yuge: 1 sip of beer/mixed drink

Donald Trump has said…

  • It’s gonna be huge!
Sad: 1 sip of beer/mixed drink

Donald Trump has said…

  • (on Nelson Mandela funeral) What a sad thing that the memory of Nelson Mandela will be stained by the phony sign language moron who is in every picture at [the] funeral!
Smart: 1 sip of beer/mixed drink

Donald Trump has said…

  • Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Steward. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.
  • I’m, like, a really smart person.

Now, to counteract some of this, you’re gonna want to take a looooong drink of water every time Trump repeats himself. Following is a handy reference guide.

Repetition: 1 long drink of water

Donald Trump has said…

  • Believe me. You’ll never get bored with winning. You’ll never get bored!
  • I went to an Ivy League school. I’m highly educated. I know words. I have the best words, I have the best, but there is no better word than stupid. Right?
  • (on fellow candidates) All of ’em are weak, they’re just weak. Some of them are fine people. But they are weak.
  • We need toughness now. We need toughness.
Happy drinking everyone, and mix your Xanax and alcohol responsibly.
Commenter Submitted:
From Ben’s Bitter Blog, Phrase: “_____________ industry is a billion dollar a year industry.”
PS -If I’ve missed any, please feel free to add them in the comments below!
PPS – On a serious note, I’ve pledged to do an act of kindness today. To help balance it out. At least for me. And tomorrow I’m going to join in a Sister March in my city to the Women’s March on Washington. Consider looking for one in your city if you want to do something to show you are not okay with Trump and all he stands for.
UPDATE:
This is the first thing that made me feel hopeful today, so I wanted to share it too.
hope
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10 thoughts on “Inauguration Drinking Game

  1. we are (and, amazing not desperatingly) somewhut successfully pretending nothing, much, has changed. your post “called for” a lot of drinking. I remember thinkin’ the whirled was doomed when Reagan was elected prezzident! and I don’t think my concerns were warranted, oh, a little. parts of the whirled ended, but THAT ALWAYS HAPPENS. granted, there’s a reason, sometimes more than two, reasons, to tip-toe thru’ the day with concern and a little fear and anxiety and sometimes this is due to cannabis over-intoxication but hey what the heck what’s my point, there is no point (and the spoon is NOT bent, it only seeeems that weigh) and the point isn’t exactly sharp anyhow, it’s dull and if I type in a frenzy long enuff it’ll be THE NEXT U.S. PREZIDENTIAL/EXISTENTIAL (S)ELEXION but hoo knows? Trump mite set hisself up to be DICTATION-PROMULGATOR 4 LIFE!, so B (da spouse) and I even then will hopefully not be treating life (nor be being treated by life) any different than it seems now. i’m a veritable paragon of cheer, R’nt eye?

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    • I like that one! I’ll update the blog with it. 🙂

      I’m super thankful that he isn’t my president. I’ve also followed it and watched it closely because it’s legitimized far-right and alt-right viewpoints in Canada as well. As much as I’d love to pretend that it’s all puppies and rainbows in Canada, and that we’re drastically different from the States, and that something like that could never happen here, I’d be wrong. We’ve had a few Conservative candidates suddenly start spouting extremist ideology, and I’m just hoping and praying that none of them gain any traction.

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      • Wow, you know it is a good suggestion when the blog gets updated for it.

        And yeah, honestly if you are Canadian and not following it, you probably should because a lot of the things that happen here effect things there. We’re neighbors right? And just like a bad neighbor that plays his music too loudly, it affects the neighbors.

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