Happy Halloween!!
I went as a sugar skull.
I visited a haunted mansion.
While waiting in line, a girl in front of me was asking about the bathrooms and I decided Hey – good idea lady. No one needs to pee themselves in a haunted house cause then if you are murdered by a ghost it’s a super embarrassing way to go. “She was murdered by a ghost, but it appears she wet herself sometime before that. Poor girl. Her headline shall read ‘Local girl wets herself then dies mysteriously'”. Not today, universe! So I tagged along. The guy she asks about bathrooms gives us directions and then leaves us with this thought: “watch out for the clown”.
Way to be ominous dude.
While walking to bathroom, we introduce our selves. The bathrooms are outside and suddenly this BLOOD COVERED CLOWN jumps out of the bushes and Starts. Chasing. Us.
All sense of personal space and public/stranger propriety disappeared and and we clung to one another like long lost sisters and Ran. For. Our. Lives.
And that’s how I made a new best friend.
Or someone I’ll never see again, probably. But we’ll always have the memories. The demented, blood-covered clown memories.
I hope you all have a great Halloween! Avoid the clowns. They’re mean.
PS – I took some pictures but a lot of them were super dark cause Haunted House. Sorry, and enjoy!
You know, I’ve never gone to a Haunted House. I’d like to one day.
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They’re fabulous. I highly recommend. What’s stopping you?
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I guess I’ve never had one right in front of me when I’m bored. Which is pretty lazy, now that I think about it. I should stop waiting for Haunted Houses to find me and go out and find them.
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Ha! Best response ever. I don’t think a Haunted House has ever just happened to find anybody. People stumble across them for sure, in a hapless, unsuspecting kind of way. But the Haunted House aren’t really proactive about it.
But considering they’re Haunted Houses, you’d think they’d be better at finding people. #DisappointedInHauntedHousesAndTheirPeopleFindingInitiatives #LongestHashtagEver #WorldRecord
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#IveSeenLonger #ButPleaseDontFeelBadSizeIsntEverything #ItsHowYouUseIt
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