Remember when I wrote about that hilarious conversation I had with a seven-year-old in which everybody concluded I’m not maternal?
If you didn’t read that, go read it now because otherwise this won’t make sense at all. Go ahead, I’ll wait.
I saw that kid the very next day and he said “Come here, I have something to tell you. It’s a secret.”
Then he whispered in my ear, in the creepiest kid voice (that somehow only kids under 10 do really well)
“I’m with the government.”
Touchè, kid, touchè.
That kid is going to grow up to have the greatest sense of humour ever. I like to think when historians look back on it, they’ll give me a little credit.
Me: 1 Kid: 1
PS – I’m working crazy hours right now, but I have some great stuff coming up for you. I can’t tell you more or I’ll give it all away.