Pumpkin Spice EVERYTHING.

So I wanted to share this with you guys before it’s actually winter. It’s my fall article for G! Magazine – the 10-Reasons-Why-Fall-Is-The-Best-Ever-And-I-Totally-Don’t-Miss-Summer-At-All List (because maybe you miss summer already like me and need a list to help you with the transition). Enjoy!

Link: The Pumpkin-Spice Season

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS.

I always joke about how they pumpkin-spice EVERYTHING and I love that madness but I did not realize just how prevalent this was.  I googled pumpkin-spice for an image for this post and while I should have seen another one of my Google adventures coming, somehow I did not. Here’s what I discovered:

PUMPKIN. SPICE. ALL. THE. THINGS.

Yes, we’ve finally accomplished it.  We win at fall.  Everyone can go home now.

Of course I had to share some of the weirder ones, we all know about pumpkin spice Oreos but I’ll bet you didn’t know about some of these (I sure didn’t):

Let’s start off nice and easy. I actually just want some pumpkin spice vodka now. I also saw a pumpkin-spice wine that I’m quite interested in. Someone send me some?

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PS-yogurtPumpkin spice greek yogurt. This could be good. I’d try it.

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marshmellowsPumpkin spice marshmallows. It makes sense, but I still didn’t know it was a thing.

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PS-soap-300x300Pumpkin spice soap. I’d TOTALLY use this.

I thought I would start you off easy on this list. Fair warning – it’s going to get weird soon.

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enhanced-30027-1410290043-15Pumpkin spice listerine strips. No joke.

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Four LokoI drank Four Lokos in New York, so this made the list.

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cedars-pumpkin-spice-hummus

Pumpkin spice… hummous?

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ps peepsI feel like Peeps probably need more than just Easter, so I’m gonna let this one slide.

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06e501537bc75f925a38b9a49a8c253dPumpkin spice pasta sauce. I don’t know why, but I can tell you it is.

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6d9a1e8274b1ecd312db94f6b621aca8Pumpkin spice beef jerky. Because why not?

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PS-chews-300x300Pumpkin spice pet chews. So your pet can get in on the pumpkin spice action too, I guess?

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pet shampooPumpkin spice cat and dog shampoo.  Seriously, my cat DOES NOT CARE about the pumpkin spice season.  I just asked him.

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EXIF_JPEG_T422Pumpkin spice soy milk. It’s completely weird, but I’d buy it. I’d put it in my coffee. Regular milk jumped on the bandwagon too.

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ps toothpastePumpkin spice toothpaste. This is really starting to get ridiculous.

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butterI can’t believe it’s not pumpkin spice! Oh wait, it is.

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PS-sausage1-300x300Pumpkin-spice chicken sausage. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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PumpkinSpice TamponsI’m pretty sure this is a photoshop thing, but I didn’t research it too hard at all because I didn’t want to ruin it.  So I’m considering it a real thing until proven wrong, because they do have scented tampons, which frankly, is just as ridiculous.

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condomAnd the winner for most ridiculous? This. It’s not real, but it wins anyway. Also, I kind of think it will be real by next pumpkin season.

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funnyAnd I couldn’t not share this photo with you.

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I’m going to bed now because I finally can’t even.

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17 thoughts on “Pumpkin Spice EVERYTHING.

  1. Pingback: I got an Oscar Award. | Stories from the far side of normal

  2. Yay! Published article! Go you. I also have scarf addiction problems.

    You know, I have no idea what ‘pumpkin spice’ tastes like. This is because of the being-Australian thing. Pumpkin spice mania has not crossed our sea-girt shores (you probably won’t get the use of the word ‘girt’, but I get it and other Australians will get it so I used it anyway). And I really need to ask … what spices? Because I can’t imagine it at all.

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  3. It’s pretty amazing the pumpkin spice is even a flavor. But the condoms and the Tampax show just how far (even if they are jokes) people have gone with this stuff. I think it might be why I don’t like fall as much as other people do. Also I hate that trees get to litter their leaves all over the place and they have no consequences, but if I throw a piece of paper on the ground I get fined $500. So unfair.

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