Following is a conversation between myself and a very witty friend of mine. I’m on the right side, in blue. Just in case you needed to know.
Just to be clear, this is satire. I would never punch a baby in the face. Probably.
Stories from the far side of normal
But who are we kidding? Normal's overrated anyway.
Stories from the far side of normal 
Is it weird that the idea of a baby chasing a vacuum cleaner like a puppy makes me kind of want kids? I can see hours of fun in that.
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Not even a little weird. In fact, I think a video of that might break the internet.
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