If you follow my blog you know that I Google everything and it often makes me stop and shake my head. So without further ado… it’s time for another edition of ‘WTF Google?’
There are three things to address about this picture:
- Yes, Twitter often confuses me.
- I’ve already forgotten what larceny is. Some kind of theft perhaps?
- The third most googled thing is “What time is it?”
Correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t you usually use Google on devices that have built in clocks? But then the other side of my brain went “Wait! What if this is some super funny internet thing?!”
So I googled it.
It was not.
I know, I know. I’m just adding to the problem. But also? My phone and Google disagree about what time it is by almost 5 minutes. How will I ever know what time it is now?!
PS – I really hope larceny isn’t some terrible thing and I’m going to offend everybody by including it in this post.
PS – I should probably just google it.
PSS – But googling it in a post about weird Google searches and only having to address it because it’s in my Google history? Seems wrong. Like it might open a tear in the fabric of space and time. I don’t wanna be that person.
PSSS – I Googled it. I had to know. I’d be the worst person to guard the fabric of space and time. Don’t give me that job.
PSSSS – Actually, that job sounds awesome. Is that a thing?
PSSSSS – Sorry, got off track real quick there. Larceny is “(n.) theft of personal property”. I was totally right. My brain is awesome.
PSSSSSS – Sometimes.
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